Where shopping is a pleasure

Anybody remember this song from Sesame St.?

One of these things is not like the others,
One of these things just doesn't belong,
Can you tell which thing is not like the others
By the time I finish my song?

I went to Publix to get some fruit and veggies. Girlfriend likes to juice everyday, and I had run out of pretty much everything. There is always an end cap right near the produce section that is full of the most random items on clearance. I once got a pair of purse slippers off of this end cap. At the grocery store? Crazy but true.

This particular Sunday morning it was condoms and lube galore on sale. Every size, shape, color, and flavor you could imagine. Kind of progressive of you, Publix.

And so, I got a value pack of trusty Trojans and everything I needed to make a vitamin packed, super healthy beverage. On the way home I broke out into song, singing the very same song from my childhood. Oh how times have changed.