Lost another bet...

Anybody who knows me, knows I always lose a bet. Believe me, you want to bet against me. I’d say my average is 9 times out of 10, me: wrong. It’s to the point now where I just offer up my left kidney, because I'm pretty sure nobody is willing to carve me up as part of their win.

The other night was no exception. I have listened to Jay-Z's and Kanye’s new album, Watch the Throne, at least 50 times thus far. In one of the songs, Niggas in Paris, there is a sample of dialogue between two guys. One says “I don't even know what that means.” And the other answers “Nobody knows what it means, but its provocative; it gets the people going.”

I thought for sure it was Seth Rogan. Just sounds like something funny he would say. New Guy says he is certain it is Will Ferrell. Well, nothing tickles my fancy like a good bet. So, we pondered over the stakes for quite some time and once we had each chosen our sexual favor for the win, he looked it up online. Sure enough, it’s a clip from the hilarious movie Blades of Glory, where Will Ferrell is that ice skating dude. God damn it!!!

“Looks like I’m meeting the rabbit!” he said, with a big smile.

My losing ensures him a private viewing of the rabbit and myself in action. I am definitely going to have to do some heavy drinking to loosen me up the night he decides to redeem his win.