I have complied a list of things I find to be extreme turn-offs. The other day my girlfriend asked me if that guy wanting to wear my panties was a "deal breaker" and oddly enough, it wasn't. He wasn't a viable dating option for a myriad of other reasons. So wear my panties all you want... but here are some things I just can't deal with:
- If you are missing any teeth. Let’s seriously take the money you were going to put down on dinner tonight and put that towards getting that grill taken care of.
- If you have multiple cats. The fur, the cat food crumbs, the copious amounts of shit in the litter box, dirty paw prints from said box. One cat is more than enough.
- If your car does not have A/C you are not taking me for a ride anywhere, especially in my bed. It’s fucking hot out. Get your shit in order.
- If you have a mustache. It is imperative you have other facial hair, like a goatee in addition to that Chester Molester. How this look is making a come back with the hipsters I’ll never know.
- If you pop your collar. Polo’s are a great look, classic and easy. But you look like a complete douche when you lift the collar. Don’t be hollerin' at me.
- If you are a ginger. You and your fire crotch frighten me beyond words.I am bringing segregation back and you only get to do the nasty with other red heads.
- If you wear skinny jeans. No man should wear skinny jeans. Ever. Nut huggers are hands down the single most unattractive thing I have ever seen on guys.
- If you are shorter than me. If I think I have a chance at beating you up, my libido is non existent.
- If you own transition lenses. The ones that turn into sunglasses when you step outside. I understand you are being practical. But you will never have sex with a woman under age 60. Trust me.
- If you are not manscaping. Come on guys it is 2011. You need to be trimming that shit on the regular. I personally like it when you take an inch or two off the hair in your pits too.
Adding some of my own because this is fun!
ReplyDelete- Dirty and/or long fingernails. First, if you have dirty finger nails - something anyone can see at a glance - I wonder how clean the body parts we can't see are. Also, trim your nails as often as you need to. I am afraid you will slice me open if they are too long, if you catch my drift.
- There are maybe 1 in 10,000 guys who can pull off long hair. Chances are you aren't one of them, so get thee to a barber.
- Don't be cheap. I am all for paying my own way and picking up the tab for us both when it's my turn. But a girl likes to be treated, so take out your wallet - especially on the first date!
What about if the guy doesn't like sushi?
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