I’m buddies with my upstairs neighbor. I hear a lot of what goes on up there. I’ll knock on his door to give him hell on weeknights if it sounds like a bowling alley. There was one night where I got up to pee somewhere around 3am and I heard his stream of piss hitting the bowl directly above my head. What are the chances of that!? So I texted him right away about the kismet event. I'll even bust his balls the morning after for making too much of a racket when he stumbles in from a wild night out.
Last night I was having a particularly difficult time reaching orgasm. Normally I can get the job done in no time and go about my day, or fall asleep quickly. But no such luck this go around. So my trusty rabbit got some company, and I brought out the silver bullet as a sidekick.
Now I was getting stimulation from multiple areas and all was well except, damn, it was loud. I had two apparatuses buzzing along and soon became very self conscious about the noise. What are the chances he can hear this right now if he is lying in his bed directly above mine?
Just as I reached a body convulsing and toe curling O, my cell chimed. You have got to be kidding me! I ran threw all the things he might have said. “Getting lonely down there?” “Have you rubbed your clit off yet?” I thought I might die right then and there.
When I checked the phone, preparing for the worst, it was just a face book notification.
Whew…. And I vowed to myself, right then and there, from now on, you only get one toy at a time.
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