Guys, let me ask you a question. When has a woman ever stopped walking and approached your car when you are honking your horn and hollering things like, “Shake it baby!”? Oh that’s right. Never.
How about when a woman is on a jog, all sweaty, and you yell “Sexy”? Does she stop her work out and say “Oh hey there, do you want my number?” No she does not and it’s never gonna happen. So why men insist on trying to get our attention this way is beyond me. It seems a little caveman to me.
When has a woman ever said “I really like it when you plunge your tongue deep into my mouth”? She hasn’t. We don’t like it and wish you would stop doing it. It feels like a flailing salmon trying to swim to the back of our throats. Not hot at all.
Also we want you to stop emulating what you see in porn. No lady wants to be jack hammered like that. I think I have only seen one or two things that looked like they may be worth trying out in one of those videos. Its probably best to leave what you saw up to the pros.
Lastly, it’s never a good idea to come up to a woman who is on the dance floor and rub your dick in her ass. I haven’t allowed that ridiculousness since I was in my early 20’s! I can't tell you how many times I finally turned around after said booty bump and grind to find Quasimodo behind me. Make sure she eyeballs you and gives you the go ahead before you start doing your thing back there.
In short gentleman, sometimes it’s nice if you are just that. A gentleman.
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