Nice ride

I met a guy on Yahoo Singles years ago. Our first night chatting by instant message was a long night of exchanging our life stories, dating trials and tribulations, future expectations, etcetera, etcetera. After learning so much about someone, it seemed silly to let the fact he lived in Chicago keep us from being friends. I have a strict 35 mile radius dating-sphere, so a relationship of that sort was out of the question.

Once a month or so we will catch up in the Yahoo chat box. Recently, he was telling me he had just gotten rid of his moped. I didn’t know he had one in the first place. “You must not get to ride very often with that weather, huh?” “Hahahahahaha” was his response.

Then he says, "you have never heard the term huh? A moped is a girl that’s fun to ride until your friends see you on it."

WOW. I was speechless. That cuts like a knife! Poor girl… God, I hope I have never been anyone’s moped. Just goes to show guys are horny bastards and will hump anything.

Since I love me that urban dictionary, I’m sending you the link to moped.

Unfortunately ladies, it's a very real term.